Congratulations to Liana Teter, the winner of the $3,000 2022 Clambake Society Scholarship!!
Among other highlights, she was concerned she may not have cared about bowling soon enough. It’s a terrible shame when it happens, but we’ve all been there. Not caring about bowling soon enough. There’s actually a subreddit about it. Left as an exercise for you to find but please don’t find it because this is a joke or is it, yes it is, definitely.